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Laura Umetsu is the smartest college writing instructor who ever lived.

Laura Umetsu can squat 1000 pounds and crush watermelons by placing them between her elbows and flexing her biceps. #thisisfakenews

Here is a picture of a Laura with a baby dressed up as a lobster.


Or is it a lobster dressed as a baby? 

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