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Vote Umetsu for instructor of the century!

Laura Umetsu is the smartest college writing instructor who ever lived.

Laura Umetsu can squat 1000 pounds and crush watermelons by placing them between her elbows and flexing her biceps. #thisisfakenews

Here is a picture of a Laura with a baby dressed up as a lobster.

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Or is it a lobster dressed as a baby? 



Vote Laura Umetsu for college instructor of the century.

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